Horde Associated Press
By P.J. Rossi, HAP Writer
North of Terran Mill lies a treacherous range of
mountains known for their heavy snows, year-round
freezing temperatures and generally unpleasant
environment. Before the Third War, a military outpost
known as Alterac had grown into a cozy home for some
1000 humans. The fortress is now known as the Ruins of
Alterac, and has been inhabited by Ogres of the
Crushridge clan since the fortress fell to the Scourge
in the Third War.
Grimhorn Tribe had been assigned to investigate rumors
of a rising Ogre Warlord in the area. Scout
Grotswatter responded to the assignment. A brief foray
into the area netted several Ogre Mauler kills, until
the alarm had been raised and the Ogre defenses
marshaled against her. Grotswatter returned to Terran
Mill to fill out an after-action report to the Horde
Defense Ministry.
In the report, Scout Grotswatter indicates the growing
threat of the Crushridge Ogre clan. “Them damn things
are hideous. They’re worse than gnomes! At least
gnomes have the decency to keep under 3 feet tall and
not crap everywhere!” Grotswatter goes on in the
report outlining the Ogre defensive capabilities,
disposition of forces and apparent leaders. At the end
of the report Grotswatter reports, “Ogre tribes are
like a leech. Cut off the head and it will grow back,
but it’s gonna take time. The only way to completely
wipe out the rotters is to destroy them down to the
last Ogre pup, burn their burrows, poison their dens,
and spit on the corpses.”
Horde Defense Ministry officials in Terran Mill
responded with the following quote: “To completely
root out the infestation would constitute an
unconscionable expenditure of personnel, resources and
materiel. You are therefore directed to assassinate
the heads of the Crushridge Clan using whatever
methodology and resources you can muster and deem
appropriate.”
Scout Grotswatter’s response was “huh?”
The HDM representative, a Forsaken leader named
Melisara, cleared up Grotswatter’s confusion with the
statement “Bring me the heads of the bosses.”
Grotswatter then enlisted the help of other GHT
members, Myrdden and Exsilvalian, along with a troll
warrior known only as Grunthor. Together, the four
heroes of the Horde stormed the ruins of Alterac in
the failing daylight, ambushed and killed several of
the ogres, seeking out each of the Ogre chiefs and
sub-chiefs, killing them and returning the heads to
Melisara. The HDM representative commended them on
Grimhorn Tribe’s swift action.
“If only all Horde tactical clans were as efficient,”
Melisara stated, “The ongoing threats of encroaching
Alliance forces, the ever-present danger of the
Scourge and minor tribal clans such as the Crushridge
Ogres in Alterac would be of little worry to the
Horde. Realistically however, current deployment and
force disposition are directed towards more the
immediate threats that Warchief Thrall insists upon
dealing with, which include, but are not limited
to...” Melisara went on for some time to Grotswatter,
who’s ultimate response was, “huh?”
Melisara cleared it up with, “Good job, Grotswatter.
Go report your success to Undercity.”
Good job indeed!
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